I did the walk of shame to another booty call
I don't think that should turn me on, but it does
Made it home ok. Only got hit by one car.
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
honestly, i just want you to have sex with him too so that you can fully understand my appreciation of his dick as well.
Trying to figure out when's a good time to take acid and not tell anyone and see how long it takes people to notice
I will fuck him senseless, no need for a priest.
I only have one eye to read your texts because I just stabbed one out after reading that last text.
Some clips from last night: grinded like I haven't since college. Took shots with a bartender with a bad ass mustache. Made up a string of lies with fake names and occupations. Slept behind the couch with pizza in my hand
think I signed up for a 5k last night while blackout.
woke up in your bed at 6 AM. on my way home I passed Nathan, bloody, barefoot, and still in a toga. He told me he woke up in a ditch then kept repeating "I'm totally bringing this up at meeting tomorrow". I'm proud of your frat today
I'm dressed as a caveman and drunk so that's not really an option
walk of shame. I'm wearing my rain jacket over my dragon costume. My tail keeps dragging in the rain.
She's relieving herself in the laundry room. I'm really hoping there's a toilet in there...
HE STARTED HUMMING THE THEME TO STAR WARS!! WHILE I'M SUCKING HIS DICK!!
a large sweaty girl i dont know is sleeping in my bed. A scotish man and a small child looking dude are on the couches im on the floor sleeping and im ok with it
Roomies told me I showed up to my house alone with no pants on and burrs in my hair... I live in the middle of the city
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