using no condom is gross. my vagina has a dress code.
I just walked by a ginger with a mullet. I repeat GINGER mullet. So help us God.
I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
i had a dream that i had so much marijuana that i didn't know what to do with it. i woke up and cried.
All I remember is yelling RUN as fireworks started going off in the kitchen. Who said that was a bad idea?
You may have noticed the broken smoke detector and melted carpet. We may have accidentally lit a ping pong ball on fire...I'm sorry, but we did our best.
I started sorting laundry at 6 am. He finally got the hint and left
i ordered 6 shots "to go" what did you think was going to happen!
Archery is over so let's go back to not giving a fuck for the next 3 years and 11 months
We had him convinced Visine is flammable. He was genuinely freaked out that everyone would know when he was stoned.
You just said you hate yourself then sent me a picture of your friend's penis. Clearly this is a night of honesty.
That's one good thing about being an only child. I can masturbate wherever the fuck I want
I just need a fucking pair of pants. Is that too much to ask for?
Fun fact: nipples work on touch screens. Tell your friends :)
Adulthood is putting your bongs in the dishwasher because you're too lazy to clean them manually.
Are you ok dude?
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