So it's like pop-o-matic trouble, but with penises
I tried making the sex a little better this time so right before I blew I yelled "ready or not here I come!"
im at a loss of words.... a stripper is dancing to a Justin Bieber song.
Sorry if I'm being weird. I'm dipping doritos in cabernet.
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just caught a 10 year old kid staring at my dick next to me in the urinal. i just nodded to him and said yeah, mines bigger little dude. i gotta stop drinking in public....
Try and take me seriously and don't look directly at my hair or the jizz on my pants.
They both just did a shot, head butted each other, did another shot and then slapped each other in the face. These could be the two guys we've been looking for all our lives
Neither of us have work tomorrow and we live w/n walking distance. This is your official Sandy booty call. Come rock me like a hurricane.
Rick just drank rum out of a dog bowl after a dog already drank out of it.
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He'll only communicate through snapchat with pictures of him holding his cat or his dick. Bit of Russian roulette opening them in public but I did it anyway.
whenever i get involved w someone i'm gonna give you their number to testify to the fact that they should not fall in love with me
Taking out my recycling and 90% of it is alcohol and cat food. I am judging myself.
I woke up with a shot glass nestled between my boobs like a baby bird.
I just texted him from the other room to come have sex with me-stress relieved
You are such a millennial
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