all we need is a web designer
and a bunch of prostitutes
You just kept yelling "SATAN!" at me every time I walked by
you announced to the whole room that instead of shaving you were planning to start straightening and then braiding your pubes. awkward silence followed by everyone leaving.
just peed in the tub. didnt notice the passed out drunk guys there until a minute in
he climbed up to our party on the 2nd floor balcony and then pulled a glass mug and a beer from his knapsack. these freshmen are intense
I swear the pregnant cashier was jealous when I bought my plan B
btw theres a pine tree in the downstairs shower. the guys thought it would be a great free air freshener.
I feel like death crawled up inside me and died. That sick
That which doesn't kill you gives you an excuse to get shitfaced later
They only searched every other person. But I sacrificed myself to get our vodka across the border
He gave me my financial savings if I invested with him while I was giving him a bj.
He played me Kanye.. Speaking my love language.. He got a well deserved BJ
Just a couple of adults talking about cum shots at 8am on presidents day
He fucked my brains out then fed me cheese and peanut butter. I might be in love.
There is sex in the air. Be careful where you walk.
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