Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
But never have I ever had sex with a dirty talker before, so it was something else, to say the least. I signed up to get laid, not play Penthouse Mad Libs.
some guy just got out of his chair quietly. Laid down on the floor and is now asleep in between rows in my lecture hall. He must have had a rough night.
Dude, totally just found out that I've been washing my hair with semen for the past 3 weeks.
she was puking into the toilet drowning herself saying "its okay im a swimmer"
I just filled out my 2010 Census drunkenly. I'm single handedly throwing it off.
Doing lines of coke with a $100 dollar bill off a 6in x 9in photo of your childhood self really tells you where you where you've gotten in life.
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
Its been 4 years since I have masturbated this hard. God bless the Olympics!
I think I just figured out how to make weed tea in the coffeemaker.
we went to go get waffles and then i sucked his dick in a parking lot. average tuesday.
Oohh. Then yes, he is the Alpha Fuckboy.
I thought accidentally shaving off my fingertip while trying to shave my butthole was going to be the most unexpected part of my day, but no
ok morning sex is a totally valid reason to come in late... ur good, cya in 20
The guy i took home was a circus freak. He jerked off 3 times in front me after we had sex. And he came every time.
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