just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
Just saw some girl biking on campus with a babyseat on the front. Baby included. Do you know how many points that'd be worth?
hey you sure the big one didn't have a penis she left the seat up
Apparently blazed enough to think that the sizzling meatballs in the pan were calling your name...Ssssteeeeeve
Well, there goes the no drunk sex injuries resolution.
Thanks for not stopping me when I decided to call my mom at 2 in the morning to ask her where I was born
My parents just out drank me... I cant get back to college soon enough
You're a disgrace to the female race and the love triangle and halloween.
You started drinking at 2:30, did you really think you would be able to remember?
I beat my mom's friend's boyfriend in a vodka chugging competition. Our generation FTW.
We always end up having sex in random places after class. I need to stop letting this dude borrow my pens.
If my eyeballs could make a sound to describe how they feel they would just say uhhhhhhhhggggggghhhhhh.
I'm taking a pole dancing class this morning. Can I put you down as my emergency contact? I'm NOT putting my mother
Wine through a straw in a subway cup.....classy
My theory is if i keep drinking, evolution will kick in and I will grow a bigger, faster, and more improved liver by January.
Randomize
