So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
Literally just as i started to cum the church bells next ot my house began to ring. either it was the most epic timing ever or god was watching and congratulating me
I literally ate my thanksgiving dinner while getting a lapdance. And honestly, after that, there is no other way.
Ya! She had a north face on tho so she was a classy hooker.
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You handed some guy a spoon you found, he yelled SPOON GAME, and then the two of you spent the next 20 minutes throwing spoons all over the kitchen.
Its time to go balls to the wall to get any good D during these last few weeks of college.
I just want to see him this morning so I can bask in my wasted accomplishment.
The international association of gay square dance clubs had a booth set up in the lobby of my hotel.
Would it be weird if I congratulated the guy who almost broke up my marriage for working on the marriage equality bill? You know, thanks for fighting for the sanctity of marriage. Weird, right?
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Don't have sex in a tent there are so many opportunities for infections
He just compared our sex to a grand slam on Wii fitness
You're doing it right
I think I just found my soul mate...he's wearing a zebra striped onesie and is into Michael Jackson...I'll explain in the morning.
Its safe now. But... Nobody should sleep on my bed tonight.
Who brings a stripper to breakfast at the dining hall? What was the plan? Impress her with his meal plan?
OH DEAR GOD IT GOT IN MY MOUTH AGAIN HELP
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