it sounded like he was fisting a can of crisco.
She says ass holes are for stuffing, the verb, not stuffing, the noun.
He actually believes he's not an alcoholic if he doesn't go to meetings.
The required reading for this week is a paper about birds called great tits. Let's see my TA keep a straight face through this discussion.
Shaking her cervix like it's the hottest ticket around
and honestly how many chances will you get to hook up with a one armed guy?
Chicken strips. I got my nose broken because of Chicken strips.
WHY does every guy I sleep with want to fix my car?!
I'm sure he'll make the rejection quick and completely justified.
Your anal douche was on bathroom counter. Now it's in dumpster. Not ok. I am mad. Very mad.
We were 69ing, but at an angle so we could both still watch Wall-E
We did hand stuff while watching teenage mutant ninja turtles so I guess you could say it's getting serious
listen I will take literally anything I can get my tiny gay fingers on
Reading becomes significantly more difficult when people are having crazy loud sex in an adjoining room
would you eat cereal with weed in it
who is this???
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