I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
I caught myself masturbating while watching a baseball game today. It was over before I realized what was going on. And then I was just confused.
i just threw up ON my final. epic way to end the semester.
Without me, you would never be able to say you partied with a midget!
Just went through ex bf's and hook up buddys and liked pictures of them on facebook. A friendly reminder that I will be back in for the holidays
Do you remember calling yourself Captain Cockblock and openly giving out everyones sexual history? Because you did.
Staying in I think. Boyfriend has domesticated me. I'm making eggs naked right now. Also really high.
She's drinking vodka out of a windex bottle. She is spraying it in her mouth and at strangers.
Given everything we have talked about, is it wrong to ask you to be faithful to me, despite still dating him?
The last time I saw you, you were rolling around on the ground at the bar.....
.....well it was bound to be an interesting night since I was chasing my pulls with pulls....
I have to have sex on a bidet. I'm not sure what kind, but it's reason #4 for an Italian vacation!
FINE YOU CAN EAT HOT WINGS WHILE WE HAVE SEX
Watching the series finale of Friends and crying in my Thai food. I don't like hangover Jared.
I would rather suck a dick or two than go there
The sex definitely would have been a perk. But not sitting in a ditch was what I was going for...
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