it seems that i get a boner from just about everything now
he was dropping me off and i told him i had to go to the bathroom and i leaned into kiss him and he asked how i went to the bathroom with a tampon up there... he was amazed that their was a third hole...and wanted me to show him where it was
He did a double fist pump when he discovered the Magnums fit and skipped back towards the bed.
How many times can you lose to your mom in beer pong before you can no longer show your face around campus?
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relax...and go to your happy place, which probably has a lot of dicks
I started to trust fall random people on the dance floor
Oh come on. There's no way I was the only female choir student taking shots in the back room.
Doctor just prescribed me 20mg Ritalin 3 times a day. It's becoming the "grain and oats" section of my food triangle.
Question: would asking the hot guy from the grocery store to "beer me" his number be a poor decision?
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Just did a slip and slide down a five story staircase in my dorm. Being an engineer is fucking awesome
My legs r really sober for running now
I don't think that's how sobriety works.
I woke up and found piles of popcorn in a trail around my house, ending at a laundry basket full of pillows. What were we trying to catch last night?
Well I'm missing half a toenail if that's any indication of my night
There is a reason my most meaningful relationship since 2012 has been with Duracel...
Sext me about skeletons
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