Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
I molested 6 butterflies tonight
She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
ok, im coming! i just found some lemon square in my bangs, washing that out..this shit is all over me! was i in a pie eating contest?
yes
did i win? did you like my outfit? or should i change, if you were horny would you bang me?
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You all can go fuck yourselves. As far as I'm concerned, don't come back to karaoke.
...She just said, "We've been blessed with good drugs lately."
well apperantly i passed out on the stairs shouting "victory".
A guy with no shirt on and a eyepatch just got out of the car beside me. After he slammed his door into mine. This is our hometown.
fat chick, vomit on the dog, and three unidentifiable pills in my ear. all in the same ear. what the hell happened after the guests showed up?
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There a special place in hell for drunk criers. A special FUCKING PLACE
SHE BROUGHT HER PARROT TO THE PARTY. IT SQUAWKS EVERY TIME SOMEONE VOMITS LIKE 'PARTY FOUL SQUAWKKKKKK'
FYI the blow job was for papa johns pizza
I regret 8000% nothing
Well he had a nice beard and it smelled good so there was no way I wasn’t going home with him.
how do you tell someone, in the most complimentary way possible, that they would make an excellent stripper?
Come over here. Bongs and porn. I found the promised land
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