are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
I want your puppy
I meant pussy
I would rather you take my puppy
Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
I may have a concussion but the symptoms are the same as a hangover so I can't tell. Best 21st ever.
Knitting and drinking wine. Forget my 21st birthday, might as well just skip to my 60th
can you call in chlamydia to work? like if the antibiotics they gave you for it are giving you the shits...
My therapist told me it was ok for me to "take risks" now. Cue the hookers and blow.
Sorry for feeding you peanuts last night while you were sleeping, you looked hungry.
Huh. I think I went to highschool with the hooker my neighbor just brought home.
I'm in the power napping at parties stage of my life
I am going to tweet NASA until they put me into space
Those rocketship riding assholes need the common man
I'd let you fuck my husband in the future, that's how much I love you
OMG -- There are strippers in the bathroom crying because their power moves aren't good enough to win the competition
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
I came twice AND he sent me home with edibles. I think he’s a keeper.
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