do girls know yet that the best boners are in the morning?
Remember when we were trying to guess how many people could fit in my shower? The answer is 7
I'm getting the same feeling waiting for the web-page to load that has my final grades that I get when I take a pregnancy test. I think I'm gonna leave my computer for 3 minutes.
I have glow sticks stuck to my boobs and a missed call from the 911. I'd say last night was a success.
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I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
On the way out the door to work grabbed the wine glass on the floor left for the ghost of Elijah and chugged it. PASSOVER.
Also, the greatest of ironies: I got shampoo confiscated by security while Corey managed to get pot through. MERICA!
Still trying to figure out where I was when someone broke the lawn chair and put it in the bathroom.
I probably would do him if given the chance but how awkward would Bible study be after that.
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Is there a reason why your pubic hair is a plastic bag on my bathroom floor? And yes I know its yours... You wrote your name on the bag
Don't forget my pants whenever you come over, otherwise we can't get in.
Dude, you spit in your shirt pocket saying "I'm saving it for later" then dove head first into the pyramid of beer cans we set up.
Dude 4th of July week was our like 5th anniversary of you sending me dick pics ❤️
She's like a squirrel. She spazzes out all the time.
If work found out I was using THEIR paper to write Karate Kid fanfic I'd never hear the end of it.
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