party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
Sweet. Might not hurt to poop on the floor anyway.
'fingered' and 'feelings' NEVER belong in the same sentence.
Vaginas are confusing as hell with all their secret compartments and shit.
I'll get my vaginal cartography poster.
let me put this in terms we both understand. he was the crunchwrap supreme of men--the perfect combo of all things manly, gooey and delicious. and ready for instant enjoyment.
there's a picture of him beating off in the library with a cowboy hat. please steer clear of this one if you ever want to be respected.
I went to the haunted house just to see her - Hello new fetish!
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
Steve brought 6 joints and 2 bottles of makers mark, Josh shat himself in the pool, and Amy blew me. Hope that extra 3 dollars an hour for working overnights is still worth it.
You know, I think I'm going to rock the shit out of this whole mid-twenties thing. Fuck babies and weddings -- I have vodka and young cock.
Going to dump some dried Xanax powder into some Mac and cheese. Can't think of a better way to avoid tasting it.
I had to try on three different bathing suits to hide my boob hickies
All I'm saying is Europe has not been easy on my vagina.
I'd rather explain to the cops why I'm naked than why I'm drunk.
well we woke up in different beds than the ones we originally fell asleep in, you were butt naked, and your boyfriend was sleeping on a cot in the middle of the kitchen. that might be why he's mad.
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