I enjoy that i have a whole shelf of clothes that I've accumulated from random sex. You know the ones you get to make the morning after look less awkward like similar to an athletes trophy shelf
you just broke rule number 1. If you can't lift her up don't date her
dude if Megan calls say you Sis was house sitting for me yesterday , she f'n found dana's panties
The walk of shame has never felt more glorious... I think it's the somberero
after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
The bartender gave me a roll of masking tape so I could tape my heels to my feet so I wouldn't lose them when i went drunk running later that night
could you please tell me why you thought vodka soaked band aids were a good idea?
It's the eternal vodka... it never seems to go away
Drunk me was responsible for doing it, but sober me was definitely cheering him on
It's like....nice talking about real estate but your son gave me herpes
1. Sorry about making it snow. 2. If it left a mess, I will be over to clean it. 3. Can that fire extinguisher still be used? If not, I'll buy a new one. 4. I just wanted to make it snow!
Hahaahaah I keep finding little notes you left me on my physics notes... "TOO HIGH FOR BIRDS"
He better not be in your backpack
One of my life goals was never to see an uncircumcised dick. I guess that's out the window now.
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