I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
Dude, she uses Old Spice. It smelled like I was eating out my grandfather.
Left for charity run at 5AM. Saw a pigeon eating last night's vomit and a pair of shame-walkers in high heels. Nature at it's finest.
She cried. My mom screams. And nut went everywhere. It was all around a bad situation.
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Dude she only counts as your gf if you're home. We both signed the fair game contract when we became roommate. So are you really going to be mad or come eat a waffle with us?
Yeah dude. They were so drunk they actually drank the pool water. Which I'm pretty sure will kill them. My parents chlorine the shit out of that thing cuz they know how much sex my brothers have in it
im starting to recognize places in this city by where i have drunkenly peed in public
My chest hair is, as we speak, arching upward to embrace my neck beard. The union will be a storied one.
I don't give a shit if she's homeless, if you're gunna live outside el pollo loco and act like a bitch I'm squirting you with my water bottle
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Apparently this is my life now. Fucking men in their 30s with small dogs.
I am about to embark upon a south Boston wedding....
Hydrate.
I think he's hit rock bottom. You know it's a low point in life when you cry because you weren't invited to sit in a box car and watch porn with two other straight dudes.
I ate breakfast with him. And by ate breakfast I mean we fucked on the kitchen table.
I'm gonna cum garlic butter
I would offer you moral support, but I have questionable morals..
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