But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
I just drove by a church. On the sign out front was written 'crocodile cock'. On both sides.
his receeding hairline makes running into him so much less awkward. almost enjoyable actualy
I just puked while everyone was releasing balloons. Im to hungover for this memoial service. Rest in peace great gramps.
You've got more to offer than just money. Come on. You have an awesome rack.
From what I remember, he had one ball. But it was cute
No, pictures of your dick will not make me feel better about my grandmother having a brain tumor.
I had my first sober conversation with his roommate. I remembered half way through that the first time we met I was getting fucked on his counter
Asking the cop for directions wearing a lion mask may not have been my best moment...
She kept crying and asking why I couldn't look more like Dennis quaid.
Solid. Can't put a price on good times
You can and it's called a liver.
You know how the doctor said I need to stop being vegan unless I find a way to get more protein? There's protein in beer. The doctor wants me to drink more beer.
Hold on... Are we having an intellectual conversation about porn?
Yup
I love us.
I've been here 11 months and i just realized i have literally never looked at my apartment/roomates sober
And then the night went full on bisexual.
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