I can't belive they dont sell booze Sunday mornings. I mean some of us have to work
I knew her barely 30 minutes before we got naked. This whole fraternity thing is starting to grow on me...
It's like leaving me for his wife wasn't enough. He had to give me an STD too.
I feel like "stop licking my face" isn't something that needs to be repeated twice
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
That would warm my breasts.
In this context breast is a metaphor for soul.
I gotta say, I do way better with the ladies than I do the men. So if it turns out being gay is a choice, then I'm going to go ahead and choose it.
Also, no joke, I think that raccoon hair is still in my eye from last night.
I gave them the 'I used to fuck your son' discount.
There is a direct correlation between gooch size and male fertility. Science.
Got done with class, now I'm buying MD 2020 with the ex. Sure feels like college.
Wow I got tittyfucked by the American Dream
You weren't singing into a microphone in front of an audience. You were screaming into your fist in the check-out aisle in Walmart.
She stood up through my sunroof the entire drive home. screaming her ass off and singing free falling..
I have acquired a mango...tonight is successful so far
Her name is susan
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