I'm jealous of your bromance
Finished drinking tea out of a red party cup when I was done I flipped it without even thinking
i just got cum up my nose. i would have expected more from the captain of the men's lacrosse team
He went down on me in his escalade and his dick is bigger than my forearm. I'm never going back to white guys.
Do you think flip cup during wine tasting is a bad idea? They're perfect flipping cups...
I need to make a 'no kissing' rule for my casual hookups during cold season...this cold is so not worth it.
Well going home with a Ralph Lauren model helped me get over him real fuckin' quick. Would recommend it for all women going through breakups
She licked my face when I was on the phone with a customer and I just laughed. Im not sure if thats good or bad
my star wars tattoo got me laid last night. definitely a dark side sort of benefit im thinking
I had a flashback of using my sock as a napkin after we got taco bell
I am stoned, not wearing a bra, and a woman. There is no way in fuck I am getting on a fucking bus.
He yelled "CARLI LLOYD" and then kicked the cake off the table. Soccer is making monsters out of us.
Too hungover to brush my teeth. took a swig of menthol schnapps instead. lazy or incredibly efficient?
Youre my hero
Lol I'm just saying its too early for your penis, I can accept it but at a more decent hour
I’m a little confused...we were told by Cheeto Jesus and his minions multiple times that we would stop hearing about coronavirus the day after the election and, yet, I am still hearing about coronavirus. Is it possible they lied to us again?!?
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