At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
and all i could think was, am i really about to have sex with someone who still thinks that pee comes out of the actual vagina?
i feel like arbor mist is too classy for that. you need a colt 45
Yeah you're right. The one time when arbor mist is too classy
Hahaahaah I keep finding little notes you left me on my physics notes... "TOO HIGH FOR BIRDS"
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i love him because he let me keep my UGGS on while we had sex
Well sorry I accidentally spooned your mom and possibly threw up on you
What drink are we having for lunch?
if I was any more soft right now, my penis would be a liquid
I sat on my couch last night watching What Women Want, eating ice cream, and sobbing "why doesn't she like me?" Why was I born a man?
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It was like in the Christmas carol when the guy pulls his robe back and 2 small children appear... except this time it was a massive scrotum
I'll do my best. he just keeps yelling beer and doing dick helicopters
I couldn't find any flowers so I brought her a cat.
Thanks for not letting me choke to death on my vomit last night
Thank you for attempting to organize my DVDs in chronological and alphbetical order
What were you even doing out there at 2 a.m.?
Look, i had a gallon of lemonade, a pack of smokes and a Darth Vader voice changer. What did you EXPECT me to do?
Guy peeing and puking at the same time in the women's restroom? So impressed that I can't be offended
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