I'm telling lies about you to make you look like a good person
what was i supposed to do!? wake up and actually ask her name??
oh my god. i just found my camera... on top of the bush outside of my house. never let me drink everclear again
so im goin to clemson & my drug dealers goin to penn state. this is the hardest breakup EVER.
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he opened the microwave and beer cans poured out
It's now 3:30 and the guy I went home with is showering me with shredded cheese. Nbd.
I'm lost. Please come find me. I'm inside the I-270 circle somewhere. I can hear laughing.
I feel like I got hit by a truck. Or a baby dinosaur. One of them ran over my body and then stuck me in a blender of fire and storm clouds
The drunk mom in a firefighter hat just told her to leave.
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She was to tired for head so she opted for a footjob with poor results. I dont want to talk about it
He peed off the roof and then we bonded it was beautiful
I just got high off one hit and the. Spent 20 minutes inspecting the gasket of our refridgerator and researching ways to replace it
the last thing I remember is taking a pull of ever clear and chasing it with vodka
thanks for supporting my whoreish tendencies
whole 5th of capt = waking up in the shower after 2 hours and the whole house asking why i'm STILL in a towel. and me having nothing to say
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