Should I have kids to fix a relationship??
you ever feel like there is a sober person insided you pointing and laughing....?
I don't think I have ever been told that I am "probably too drunk to pet the stingrays" by a cop before.
we walked in to her beating him with a broom while he was trying to sweep ramen into a box. there were packing peanuts everywhere.
I just noticed my teeth are no longer straight. Wondering if anyone had an explanation.
He just laughed at his drink laid on the floor and crawled to the bathroom
I definitely did a line of something I don't know with a Pagan biker. I make good decisions.
He kept pouting and saying i cockblocked him and I kept yelling "I'm sorry...but the cock was never out to be blocked"
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
Naw, the sex dungeon had to come down so we could build a nursery. Cause and effect really.
Do you know how much wine is in a box of wine? Not so much an amount, but whether it will kill me if I drink the entire box this xmas
I just want to see his penis in the light. Is that a crime?
Could be all of this cough syrup, but I’m ready to fuck 2018 up!
never have sex with a mint flavored condom on. my vagina is on fire.
Is there a number of dicks a girl can have in a weekend before it becomes unacceptable? Asking for a friend
Remember! It’sa long weekend and a holiday weekend and it’s America’s birthday! So don’t short change me!
I thought you were asking for a friend
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