is it sad that i think every plant i pass on the highway looks like a plant from farmville?
He sat on a barstool and did the robot for 3 hours - I'm pretty sure he enjoyed himself.
after taking her first shot and having her first random hook up she finally feels like she is ready for college
she has no idea
I got an MIP via FUCKING HELICOPTER. Tuscaloosa police either have nothing to do or too many resources.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
FUCK YOU CALIFORNIA. YOU DO NOTHING RIGHT. FIRST PROP 8 AND NOW THIS.
I guess I just got drunk and ordered a mini fridge off the internet. At least now I know the 200$ that was missing from my checking account wasn't spent on lap dances only.
You may or may not of thrown up on your shoes, and you tried to give me a wet willy in my eye.
Life gets in the way of sexy Saturday sometimes
I just got woken up by some Christians who wanted to talk about the bible. ways to make a hangover even worse for a thousand trebek
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
omg just made cake vodka jello shots, sooooo excited
dear god these taste like death. death and sprinkles
I'm glad you have such faith in my ability to find the worst situations with my vagina.
No piss test, hell yeah
FALSE ALARM. PISS TEST. I NEED YOUR PISS.
I just had the most intense bikini wax of my life, i felt like i needed guardrails
His penis looked like how I would imagine Satan's pinky finger.
If I die it's either cuz I undercooked my burger or because I used questionable cheese. I have no pants on, so if there's a wellness check, you go in first.
Randomize