Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
I just realized that when I walk away people probably say "wow she really has a drinking problem" and sadly it doesn't bother me.
she asked me if i wanted her to take her wedding ring off while she was giving me a handjob.
failed my one goal of the day: wake up before 2 pm.
All I need in life is some dick and a big mac.
Pillow talk just revealed that he originally thought I was 16.
I hope no one at work will be able to read the "who wants body shots" on my chest. I forgot about it.
She was puking in a plastic bag while cleaning where she puked on the floor. She knows how to multitask.
Drunk cheerio confetti may seem like a brilliant idea when your drunk, but believe me, the next day, its a horrible, horrible mess.
the best part was at the strip club when he said he was "here to pick up my wife. she's up on stage.....wait that's my aunt". only in Ottawa.
I swear to God if you fuck my cousin I will fuck your dad.
Yes, you can glue plastic eyes to my dick and take pictures while I'm asleep. If you tell anyone I said you could do that Ima fight you.
Officially the best daughter ever. I just restocked my parents alcohol that I stole last night AND ADDED TO IT
I just described cereal to my mother as "acoustic breakfast soup".
who is this
I turn 40 next week. I deserve to celebrate the end of my 30’s with a 21 year old dick
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