Reminder- he's a douche bag. A big one.
Whatever my ex gf's roomates talked shit about me so I jizzed in their shampoo bottle one night
I wasn't pimping you out... I was helping you network!
are you sure you're not interested? he's the dunkin donuts employee of the month.
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his dick got so hard in his pants and it broke his zipper
Stop making all the ice cubes only big enough to fit in your bong. It takes like 3 trays for a glass of ice water
Just saw a cop give four blondes gas for their car on their way to Vegas. They seriously ran out of gas and called 911 about it. Its like a porno plot.
Did you know there's no emoticon to really tell you that I just consumed a magic brownie?
Yeah, you're right, it's a conspiracy against you. This small tight knit group of people who don't like assholes.
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This body was not built to go to the gym. It was built to chain smoke cigarettes and shoot whiskey
Chipotle just hit me... I want to go sit in the corner of the shower and cry until morning.
So I woke up alone in the hotel room clutching a bible to my chest. Explain, please.
You know you're gay when you have to have your coworkers explain to you why your bracket is terrible
Well I didn't know she was a dominatrix...so I kind of just went with it
The amount of dicks I have seen in the last hour is more than I have seen in my whole life.
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