How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
So I pulled my t-shirt down, pushed my boobs up and marched right into that church!
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
This is getting serious. I keep forgetting what's in my vagina.
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cum and cheesecake for breakfast...don't fucking tell me pride week isn't awesome
cat food counts as protein by the way
She gave 2 thumbs up when Nirvana came on the radio while blowing me in the bathroom
I'm sorry to inform you but your friends with benefits card has expired has the beginning of the year. If you wish to renew your card you must submit a picture of a fully erect penis. Please note that not all request for a FWB card is accepted.
then he asked me if i wanted to "handle his wingman"
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I fell asleep on the table at Denny's. Told the waitress to wake me up when my burger was there.
At one point they were sandwiching me, both petting my stomach, mad dogging each other. Then they somehow telepathically decided to both try to pull my pants down. Such nice guys.
That accounts for only three of the penises
Just made out with the guy who gave me my tour. Full circle college win.
AMERICA LOVES YOU. RIDE THAT DICK LIKE PAUL REVERE RODE HIS HORSE SO MANY YEARS AGO
Did I wash my face last night at your house? Where did my eyebrows go??
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