so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
Becky drew a cock on my face and is making me sit on the step.
what did you do that she drew a cock on your face and supplemental questions why did you let her?
Alli causes anal leakage. You can find someone to like you if you are fat but no one will like you if you poop yourself.
im trying to make cookies in the george foreman
at which point I apparently ran in and shouted "I made the sex with that one!"
Theres dried jager, barbecue sauce and frie remnants all over my front seat.
I just wanted to give you a heads up. There's a crab in the kitchen. He doesn't have a name yet. We are just calling him crab for now. Oh! and we have memosas!
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
Im pretty sure my housekeeper high fived her on the way out this morning
I asked him to make me two boxes of macaroni and cheese. That's like eight servings. How did I think that was an okay amount.
He turned down head in favor of a handjob. Not sure if he's crazy or i have magic hands
I went out to dinner with the girls thinking I'd be home early. Instead I ended up in the Englishman's hotel room. Long Live The Queen.
The first thing you did was give us a tour of the house and showed us who was "on-limits" and "off-limits"
Wait, there's no way I said I would suck his dick. I know drunk Katie.
No, you told him to suck YOUR dick.
See now that sounds like drunk Katie.
Dennis picked up a 50 year old woman. Then he and Dan got in a fight and jumped out of the limo. No one knows what happened to them.
Randomize
