The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
I just found out me and my parents buy from the same drug dealer.
you should get a family discount.
Apparently I was trying to convince him Springsteen has had buttsex. I ended the argument with "I bet he came from it too."
I swear to God, I just heard my guardian angel tell us to stop. I think we should listen.
DOWN HORMONES. BACK.
I feel like despite his sleaziness I could be friends with this man. he just sent me a picture of his dog's balls.
I picked up a guy that night wearing a onesie. I kicked Xmas' ass
I'm an approx 70% certain someone switched my UV Blue for Windex - just as volatile as you might think.
I just tried to order ice cream on my bagel. I think I should just call it
So the pizza place just called me after an hour saying they don't have dough
We drank vodka and koolaid through a traffic cone. It got rowdy.
I WAS SURROUNDED BY HAIRY BALLS ALL ALONE.
I went to my AA meeting last night. My drug dealer is now my counselor.
Well, you started screaming "I dont know you GO AWAY" to your mom when she was holding your hair as you threw up in her garden.
Trouble in the neighborhood - turns out my brother's summer lawn care gig also entailed banging three different MILFs and they just all found out about each other
Gotta pay for college somehow...
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