If a girl is wearing Ed Hardy from head to toe, does that make her a douchebagette?
what, no i told him that it wasnt nessesary to put all 5 fingers in my vagina
i kinda do this "flirt with girls and pretend to be a hot white guy named chris" thing
Come on the kid is gayer than me
Like the straightest thing he could do right now is take it up the butt
Yeah he is here but I can't let him know I am until he has like 30 min worth of drinks. so when he see me he isn't like "omg ew,NO!"
I have so much to learn from you, wise slut
I dont have enough money in my bank account to buy a pregnancy test. this wouldnt be the first time ive had to steal one either...
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
We're gonna take a moment of silence to pray... that his penis is as pretty and as talented as his brothers.
I am dressed. And we didn't do anything. He's gorgeous and tall tho. Something nice to look at when I'm hungover
I just ate 6 cheeseburgers with some homeless guy. Pretty epic.
There are five fire trucks here and needless to say my booty call left so come back home whenever you like
Um ... did I have a lizard on my shoulder last night at the bar?
Is it okay to thank someone for the orgasms they gave you, even though they weren't with you?
i only got to wear my halloween costume for an half hour before it got taken off.
Are you still passed out in my back seat, or do I need to come find you?
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