Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
I met him yesterday and now he's wanting to hold hands and kiss in public. i hate this
Isn't it statistically impossible for THAT many ugly people to be in one place at one time?
At one point, you closed your eyes and asked me which 'six flags' we were at
Know of anyone who would be interested in trading weed for meatballs?
They're fucking on the bed next to me. I took adderall and smoked so there's no fucking help for me.
Someone put a huge skyy vodka bottle in our washing machine. My roommate didn't see it and ran it. The washing machine split in two. #life
i was sitting in the back of a squad car completely stoned watching airplanes take off
My dad just saw me take dirty one night stand underwear out of my purse. I'm willing to admit I have a problem
I just started talking about how noodles were so good
My New Years resolution is actually to be MORE petty
I just sent him a message bearing my soul about how much he means to me as a friend and his first response is "are you drunk?"
Shit like this is why I'm a bitch to everyone.
Soooo, hypothetically, how long would roommates have to sleep together before its considered dating...
Did you at least know who's jizz it was?
That is questionable.
Her hand jobs are magic. They smell like vanilla and awesomeness. She made me forget how to walk
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