thank you for a lively/lovely evening :)
should have blown me.
Breakfast of vicodin and eggs out of a solo cup at about three in the afternoon on a wednesday...I have my life together
he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
Ever since they found the bud they've been sending me visa gift cards instead of cash. Bastards.
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The reason i havent seen you yet better have huge tits
I just realized there's an entire generation of children that will never know Alex Trebek had a mustache... Sad.
It's been decided..lingerie is an investment. You get free breakfast and cab rides out of it.
Tomorrow morning i will black in to find a christmas tree in my room that i dont remember how i got. I love college
We would have taken you home with us, but you were outside the bar measuring a randoms stream of piss by walking along side it... you said you were only at 32 feet and it still had a couple of grooves to hit.
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Is it bad that i wanna bang this girl ONLY because she looks like my cousin?
So we reenacted men's olympic skeet shooting using roman candles and flattened beer cans. That's all
Our apt smells like hot shit marinated in oregano and cumin. No more taco truck dinner, fuck face. The wall paper is peeling.
I mean, it's just pathetic when the standard is tinder and he can't live up to it.
Is it rude to say "I hate you because you live inside Hillary Clinton's asshole"?
I just realized I have a habit of pre gaming for therapy visits. Problem?
We'll discuss it when you get here
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