is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
He is either going to be in my pants or get a restraining order against me.
It is 8 o'clock in the morning and there is already blood all over one of the stalls in the bathroom. What has your St. Patrick's day done for you?
Her father's a cardiologist, her mom's a lawyer...she just went from a 5 to a 10 real quick.
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I'm picking out a half way decent top so if I get arrested I'll have a respectable mug shot photo. Always be prepared.
just heard a tri-delta girl talking about her drunken escapades last weekend...it's like the exact plotline to a hardcore porno.
Sitting here wishing there were men in my life.
me too. too bad ive decided to fill that hole with cookie dough, closing the door to future men one fat cell at a time.
I guess since this is supposed to be my year of the lesbian it's okay
I tipped the hot bartender my entire wallet. Again.
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I don't have any swimsuits that don't show off the weird handprint bruises on my hips. Do you have a onepiece I can borrow?
We got the idea to smoke under his bed because, and I quote, "it'd be just like going camping"
I drank all the drinks. And jump off roof. Yay
Well, it's a fine line between people-watching and boob-staring. It's a gray area. But we're in Paris. Let's leave it at that.
I guess I'm an especially affectionate person under the influence of tequila.
whatever. i don't need to be drunk to tell you i'd suck your dick if you had one.