that's the type of pussy you go to the bathroom and wack off before you fuck her, just to last longer inside of her!
I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
just looked at his mug shot... not really my type
Someone changed my text signature to "Also, I think I might be gay" last night. Also, I think I might be gay
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I'm sorry I put you in the washing machine. I honestly thought you would fit.
How do you feel? I threw up in a towel. Also, a lot of other things.
The dorm caught on fire so it turned into a 5am pool party
If you think for one second that I would forget Mardi Gras, you clearly don't know how much I love boobs.
There really needs to be a redbox for wine because I want some but too lazy to walk into a store
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We can talk about your dick in my throat after a decision is made, this is my hair we're talking about. .. shit's important.
I literally can not watch Thor without thinking of your dick
I want to fling myself into the sun
OH MY GOD REMEMBER ALL THAT I LOVE NEW YORK I DVRED BECAUSE I JUST DID
I stole $10 from the guy I hooked up with last night.Not sure why but it was definitely more satisfying.
i got a dick pic last night and the mother fucker had a Jesus picture in the background.
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