So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
I unwillingly was the ball between four hungry hippos last night. I thought the one chick was actually going to eat me
Wish I didn't live with 3 girls so I could beat off in peace.
I plan on offering nudes to any guy that wants to give me notes from the past five weeks of class
at first I thought it was funny, but looking at it now, it screams "dramatic" and "medicated wipes."
I just got a whiff of tequila through the air conditioner.
I gotta shower this stuff off me I'm starting to hear baby kittens in the toilet tank again..
blowjobs from left handed girls are noticably better than from righties. these are the most important things I've learned this semester
i made this one couple from ohio so uncomfortable that they left....and that was WHEN I HAD PANTS ON
Fuck. I have to get my shit together by lunch. Mission impossible.
We BOTH lost our virginities there. It's basically a landmark.
I'm high and dancing to practical magic. Your needs for my penis can wait.
Well, we ended up labeling the relationship. We are now each other's designated butt-toucher.
I just had a guy ask me if his "jewelry downstairs" would set off the metal detector.
doc says my ankle might be broken, they're going to do xrays. He asked me what happened and I told him if he could find out that would be great.
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