Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
this is a family affair. You're an embarrassment.
whatever it's not my family
Man, jail baloney is awful.
at what point did you think saran wrap was a better alternative to shoes?
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the cab driver asked if you were our mom. you definitely shouldn't have tipped him so much.
somehow he and i always have our deepest conversations after phone sex.
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
I have to answer enough questions about you, I don't need your uterus tossed in the conversation.
You should have thought about how you were going to treat me before having me take photos of your asshole.
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so today, i decided to say "fuck it" to mental stability, take a klonopin and wear a blanket toga. New Girl is on Netflix, nothing could go wrong.
You held an empty wine bottle to your head and declared yourself the "wine unicorn." For the rest of the night you galloped everywhere and whenever anyone refused to be a wine unicorn with you, you tried to spear them with the bottle.
it was all good until mid make out when he announced 'i just came'. ...he wasn't joking.
I love you.
Bad choice
Just got my second shot
Baller. We’re going to be knee deep in strippers and coke in 10 days
OH DEAR GOD IT GOT IN MY MOUTH AGAIN HELP
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