Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
You broke out your mechano set and told us you were gonna "build us a beer machine" and 5 min later you were fast asleep
my mom just asked me, concerned, if I swallowed.
she sucked my dick to get the taste of the last guy's out. I need to find a new friend with benefits.
Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
with your vagina and my liver, anything is possible
I just had to give myself a pep talk to stop lying on my floor. Literally too hung over to function
Tonight just feels like one of those I'm going to lose a shoe nights.
He was fucking her while he was wiping my tears.
My mom just asked me if I can obtain a fake ID by thursday
Just because you have put things in my vagina does not mean you know me
Vodka Red Bull is like your spinach if you were Popeye
after last night, ive never not wanted to live so much in my life.
Do toy wanna orseer frim onedof tjose plaves? Sry textimg with globes on
Gloves*
Out of all the words to correct, you chose gloves??
THERE IS JIZZ ON MY CEILING. HOW THE FUCK IS THERE JIZZ ON MY CEILING
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