Shes cool when Im fuckin smashed.....Sober.....She suuuuuuuuuuucks
And then I watched some old guy get arrested for meeting some other old guy for a blow job. It was epic.
i don't think my life will be extraordinarily more meaningful if i let him put his tongue in my butthole.
we were having sex and the sweat made her make up run... seriously laid there and watched her face just melt into ugly.
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
I prob couldn't even get his attention if I had a dick growing out of my forehead
I walked in on you eating olive oil off of a plate. you gave me this look and I just started crying. we were that drunk.
I'm too afraid that I'm 1. Banned or 2. Gonna be noticed by the lady bouncer I punched.
We just laid there in bed together, petting his dick and repeating, "IT FEELS LIKE VELVET!!!"
Last time i carry you out of a forest
"Just cut me in half. Then take half of me home. And leave the other half here. Cuz I can't see."
If I'm walking weird, don't judge me. Things got kinda outta hand with the GoPro on.
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
As a friend tho, you have the biggest dick I've ever seen
someone found a bottle of whiskey in the bushes this morning when they were cleaning before an admissions event. i'm 95% sure it's mine..
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