Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
Going to a party tonight. Sorority girls will be there. Primary goal of the night: make one cry. Secondary goal: become a father.
Please tell me how you drunkenly remembered your social security number when we were checking you into the ER.
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I added "don't hook up with boys with girlfriends" to my new years resolution and realized how sad it was that it made me actually feel like a better person
she just came into my room, drunkenly shoved six dollars into my bra and told me to spend it on chicken wings.
just letting you know, you took a hit of the blunt while sleeping. happy birthday
Even jesus won't love me after tonight. I'm going hard.
nothing worse than walking out of class after 3 hours and having covered exactly zero information
walking out with herpes. that would be worse
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Okay. We're coming naked. We need Saran wrap and plastic forks.
Ugh I can't even look at alcohol this weekend, my body needs to heal.
Just left a strip club where they let me on stage to teach them tricks. Time of my life!
I'll give you some choices for what to get me for Christmas. 1.You naked. 2.You naked 3.You naked.
This chick just walked by and pet my beard. Don't know, never talked to her. She just walked by and pet my beard.
Marry her
He's a Republican and an Ohio State fan idk how far this can go.
Randomize