How do u explain cocaine to a 9 year old?
a lot of self evaluation comes after you have to clean up a trashcan of your own vomit and condoms
They are providing beer and having a margarita machine. This cannot be passed up.
my mom just asked me, concerned, if I swallowed.
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you started keeping track of only every even numbered drink you had
On the bright side I got 500 American Express points paying for the abortion
in the event i get tipsy, my nipples are your responsibility
Just gave a gay guy pointers on how to make anal not hurt. Reevaluation of life choices: in progress.
Thinking about adopting a 16 yr old here. Her name is Abby and she likes vodka. We've bonded. I need a sober driver n e ways...
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I have just disproved the common belief that it is impossible to have mediocre sex in a fire truck.
The fire in my vagina flames on. Fucking terrible firefighter
The party got busted because you two got caught having sex on the neighbors trampoline, come on man.
Don't mind the bowl full of ashes in the sink. I meant to set that on fire.
I was stopped at a light on my way home and a priest threw holy water on my car. Seems fitting after last night.
I just trimmed my bush to manageable levels. I'm gonna take a nap and then get in there and finish the job.
there is a guy with a glowstick staff outside my house