why isn't there a fb relationship option that says 'still banging my ex'
A girl just asked me to co-sign for her boob job because she didn't have enough credit built up. This is a first.
i saw a stretcher and literally ran around for 10 minutes telling people it wasnt for me
I wish you'd make everyone's lives easier and do him already. Then we can get rid of him.
I would feel bad sleeping with her unless all of her personalities were on board with it.
She once gave me sex advice over the phone while intoxicated. So no you don't have the cooler therapist.
It's a gay bachelor party, it's not like dignity is to be expected
Sometimes I feel like I should become a beautician purely for my ability to shave pretty shapes into my pubic hair.
I beer bonged before it even hit 4 o' clock. Please get on my level homecoming style.
Got stuck at my fwb place for three days because I decided sex was more important than my safety in the weather. Worth it.
That's probably when I climbed a tree and told everyone I was an ornament
We had an in depth conversion about the best way to take a dick pic. Both with and without mirrors.
It's not even 11, i dropped a shot glass, nick is bleeding, and everyone is drunk
250 people in this lecture & my prof asks who already drank green beer this morning& is drunk right now. I WAS THE ONLY ONE TO RAISE MY HAND
So if my boyfriend and I hooked up with the same girl it’s not like I cheated. It’s communal.
Randomize
