a queef is a wish your heart makes.
I mean I gotta puke to be skinny, wax to be hairless, and drink to be fun. Life isn't easy.
You should have hard cock pics on hand to send in the situation that you can't stop driving, pull out your cock, browse the countless pics I've sent you of my tits, get him hard and text a pic through. I mean, it's simple sexting ettiquette.
He's sitting in his room on Facebook with nothing but a pillow covering his crotch. I can't help you at the moment.
Do pleather leggings scream im easy on a first date?
She got called into work early but she left me a note that had directions to her roommates stash of weed on top of a two bacon and egg mcmuffins. I think I win.
Yes but funny for a 45 year old hell bent on reliving her college days by giving body shots and hand jobs. Not necessarily in that order
He went out to smoke and when he came back I was still in the same spot naked and unable to breathe.
All I could say was, "ladies and gentlemen, THIS is why I drive 30 mins"
Spending Thanksgiving making a swinging profile brings the day to a whole new level...
How old am I that I had to sneak a boy out of my room this morning...
The hospital waiting room is starting to become a very familiar place to me.
I don't think tits should taste like fish.
No I kepy moaning and just called out a name to make them believe I was actually having sex instead of masturbating.
If hypothetically I needed to puke on the bus... how would I go about doing this.
It’s just a penis. It’s like every other penis except it’s not the one you’re married to. Ride it or don’t ride it, but don’t agonize about it
Your not going to hell because you need some strange and the neighbor noticed you look damn good in a bikini
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