this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
Just chased the kids into the backyard with kitchen knives. Best. Babysitters. Ever.
Woke up in a closet. I'm not drinking till summer.
I suppose drinking a cosmo at lunch alone can't look good but I mean... sometimes it's just necessary
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you pulled down your pants to convince a girl you were god
We haven't said piping hot jizz in awhile... that needs to come back into our conversations
I've decided to dedicate my life to finding out which flavor of Gatorade tastes best after you brush your teeth
You have my approval. I will dance and throw skittles at your funeral.
So you'd go straight for a fat chick with cheese on her tits?
Yes.
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I already left my house once this summer. Maybe we could do something in October.
We found out if you get Ben high but stay sober yourself he is an AWESOME cook. You need to get your ass down here, this goes against everything I know to be real.
At first it will make you think "how is this physically possible?" and then it will ruin an entire food group for you.
You want further proof that God hates me? Okay. We're on the way to the ER. A homeless man stabbed me at the gas station.
when you come over can you bring tequila and my birth control? Thanks girl!
All I heard was "sit on my face" "okay" and muffled screaming. I'm still disappointed.
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