Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
I dont know how to say this. But the hottest girl where im at has one arm.
The vagina on Hilton Head is mighty fine this time of year.
Tid bit for you to add to your "what to expecting when you're expecting to lose your virginity" book... Sex on nyquil is cheaper and BETTER than sex on esctacy AND you sleep like a champ after so you're not able to think about any bad decisions made.
Rumble strips road head = magical
My roommate has gone Christmas crazy. It looks like Jack Frost came all over my living room. Wanna come fuck me in the fake snow by the fireplace?
I just watched our fat male neighbor dibble a soccer ball across the lawn. It looked like Baywatch with diabetes
Just sucked some sandy dick on a boardwalk & now I'm at a family reunion hbu
I consider my hand a solid 5. So if I'm dipping below a 7.5, I might as well go with old faithful.
I just pulled a seven inch black hair out of my ass. Pretty sure that means we're dating now
I need an office. I have big plans. I'm learning spanish this month.
Is kiddo a correct name to call someone who you stuck your dick in?
He was so traumatized by the It's a small world ride but he immediately pulled out a flask from god-knows-where and got drunk before the ride was over. The ride operator didn't blame him.
Does it look too obvious if I buy wine and candles!?! In my defense there is a gigantic snow storm coming.
You are telling me my dick tastes like a taco supreme?
I'm saying this "taco supreme" tastes like your dick.
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