Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
please take me off your list of people to text when you don't want to drink by yourself.
i woke up naked with 27 half ripped $ bills in my bed from ripping them off the wall of the bar
Just quiet vomiting, and in between heaves she mumbled "be the pro"
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He asked me if we could throw a lingerie party together so I guess he's single again
She is singing the swedish chef song and throwing utensils. I love this place
the creek. my friends left me at a party next thing i know im in a breaststroke relay race with a bunch of randos in the dark
Watch the news tonight. They interviewed me about a fire. I was high as balls so it should be entertaining.
Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
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Well his dad was his wingman, so I had to fuck him. I didnt want his dad to think that he was doing a bad job and I was drunk enough to think he was doing a good job.
Score one for dad.
That freshman guy that keeps trying to hook up with me just saved someone's life ... Should I reconsider?
I woke up this morning and the lid to the back of my toilet was missing. Dahfaq do I do with this shit?
Im gonna get home and destroy this bag of chicken nuggets with my soul.
A check for $9 that I used to buy six boxes of Girl Scout cookies bounced. I think I've hit a new low.
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
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