so that wasnt chicken after all
I love sluts.
I end my prayers with that every single night.
I feel like every car around me knows I'm driving in my snuggie
if he only knew that in between each sext i was puking.
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Vodka infused whipped cream. Shit just got real.
Would be fun, plus since its in public I'll keep my penis in my pants
Last night did I take a piece of pizza out of your hand and then proceed to eat it?
Twice...
See,its just the last time this situation happened I ended up hiding in a closet on my birthday
Now I just sit back and wait to give ass birth to pure evil.
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Tony's mom to him at breakfast: "I found the shirt you wore last night in the bushes this morning."
I don't know what you're doing this morning, but obtaining Plan B is my number-one priority.
Pussy, Peanut Butter Cookies,and Bubble Wrap
He's stripped out of his boxers and is dancing and slapping his dick with string cheese...I don't know whether to call for help or take a video.
Wanted to let you know I hooked up with your brother.
i thought he was gay wtf
I cant wait to tell our kids we met because you subscribed to my onlyfans.
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