He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
This girls a $30 bar tab from being bi
There are only two things that should be in vaginas... penises and vegetables
Guy having heart attack in McDonalds. Classic.
I mean, I know they're ugly, but I cant turn down a birthday threesome.
Fuckbuddy couldn't meet, so she's trying to find a substitute to come fuck me. Best. Fuckbuddy. Ever.
Thanks for coming to the hospital with me, In return, I will buy you ecstasy.
Its been 4 years since I have masturbated this hard. God bless the Olympics!
So apparently I ended up throwing my clothes in the toilet after getting kicked out of TQ and ran around the neighborhood in my boxers. Works gonna suck hard once this hangover kicks in. Also: I lost a shoe so looks like flipflops for the rest of winter
She was rubbing her face on the carpet, she was high.
he's a firefighter. like being a firefighter screams MY DICK IS HUGE SO I'M NOT AFRAID TO DIE IN THIS FIRE.
Dude, for twins they have shockingly different blowjob styles.
STOP FUCKING MY SISTERS!!!!
Know your penis has been the topic of conversation over glasses of wine.
Is it unethical to trim my bush hair with the scissors from my office?
Just to clear things up, yes you did lick the strippers butt
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