Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
you were asking all the dicks on chatroulette if they had daddy issues
btw he is cheating on one twin with the other. the main woman in his life has a mullet. I defiantly have either the coolest or weirdest uncle ever
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
if I could send you my dick right now I would. that's how good of a friend I am.
I just found our entire wall-to-wall from September 2006 printed out and clipped... it's 49 pages. Blackout me is so considerate of bored-at-work me
Come my child we shall walk thru the pasture of amazing sex and corndogs. Hint:some corndogs are not corndogs.
My car smells like beer, you're here in spirit
Dude I just came exactly at the crescendo of the Catalina wine mixer duet from step brothers.. Advance to next level.
We just got in a fight with grandma b/c she tried to tell us you didn't go hard.
I sexted him with a GIF from titanic and it worked....
I've never had sex that lasts this long though. It's ridiculous. I feel like I need a Gatorade and a sweatband and a sub.
Oh my god I need an adult
Wait shit I am an adult
Why does my nose taste spicy?
How do you know what your nose tastes like?
Oh and it’s been a year according to my snap chat memories since I banged your cousin in your sons truck pulled over on Elm St! 😂😂😂😬😳😇
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