Do you think you have hit the lowest point in your life when you find yourself actually condisering watching the movie "Gigli"?
he said he didn't have a condom.
and you said?
that that's fine cause i was ready to be a mom. yeah - he magically had a condom he forgot about after that.
They told me I spent half the night at the club with one ball hanging out my shorts. Apparently it got me 1 free drink, 2 numbers, and thrown out.
i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
im having a hard time not telling ppl about ur bathroom story
I fingered her though her window because she couldn't leave
Tomorrow may or may not be a problem cause i'll be wonder woman for a halloween party aka i'll be fucked up & try & jump off of shit thinking i can fly
How did "late lunch" turn into 8 solid hours of drinking??? I feel like death.
She is currently expressing her joy for "bad to the bone" through interpretive dance...
So I'm thinking that so long as I have this piercing, I'm going to get tested for explosives at the airport
I will now send you explicit pics of mine and her genetalia bound together forever in the devils dance that is sexting.
She put a shot in my mouth and then hit me with a pillow..
Just so you know in the morning, yes you did send your bartender a snap of your boobs. No I didn't try to stop you because you used sound logic for doing so.
I just watched will sing pure imagination from willy wonka and then blow a banana
I want your attention. I want your attention in the form of your penis inside my vagina.
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