Ambien. No doubt about it.
Some man just said he would jack off to my hair color.
Over it. He probably jacked off to bible verses last night. I don't want that
I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
Tonights dinner consisted of washing down my plan b pill with a bottle of wine and toast. College is turning my life around
Michelle asked what I was wearing tonight. I responded with a g-string and plastic wrap. I've gotten no response since.
should I tell them that both of them had sex with me last Saturday? it might be a relationship builder type of thing you know?
I was changing in front of my window and my neighbor text me saying, "nice pubes."
We BOTH lost our virginities there. It's basically a landmark.
Sneaking the vodka in was the easy part.. listening to medley of puking in the porta pottys was not
Went home w the NY Islander in a NY Rangers jersey, needless to say he was pissed
Can you send me the pic of me puking with a quesadilla on my shoulder
we were having a conversation about big dicks and the chick at the table beside us turned to us said "me and my boyfriend just broke up a few days ago. Could you please NOT talk about big dicks"
When you puked on me I said to you "we will just say that you threw some mostacholi at me"
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