I've officially put my junk in foods from 5 of the 6 layers of the nutrition pyramid
remember earlier when I said I was over sex with random boys? take it back take it back take it back
I'm looking at pot farms on google earth. Google should be proud I found a real purpose for it to serve.
I stole a road cone for their 13 yr old son. Apparently I told him to put Christmas lights on it, and "treat her like a lady."
I can hear her blowing you man. All I hear is her saying 'yeah' over and over again.
i left the icescrapper in his bathroom. i dont remember taking it there, but i remember brushing his hair with it.
If you would give me the chance we might have the two separate pieces of the greatest fuck puzzle ever.
OH AND DAN PET MY CAT WHILE I WAS GIVING HIM HEAD
Boobs have been pretty central in my life somehow lately which makes me question if I am truly gay
I'm home now if you wanna come over.
Sloane just tried to lick my eyeball. I'm going to regain my composure then I'll be there.
Well there's only 4 people in my class, we've watched a video, the instructors encouraged us to start using cocaine and now we are on break.
It's been productive.
Oh yeah, you are a real peach except for shitting uncontrollably and bleeding out of your face.
I sent him a topless photo and he complimented my eyes. I'm not sure if I'm offended or pleasantly surprised.
He asked me how many starwars references he could make before i no longer find him attractive.
You were licking skittles to check if they were "halucinateizers" so no, you are not leaving the house while on antibiotics.
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