Dual....:-)
College reaches a new low. We just carved a shot glass out of a potatoe.
i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
Just fyi NOT a good idea to drunkenly insert your NuvaRing after chopping jalepeno peppers
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My little brother got home at 4am too, we drunk ate together. It was a kodak moment.
I woke up this morning next to a stack of saltines & a txt from u saying "do it." it took me a second to remember wat was going on
currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
According to FB I fucked in a field 365 days ago.
I just took a shot out of my supervisors unzipped jeans. Our staff parties are getting a little too personal
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I seriously think the toilet is the cleanest thing in their house. At least if I have to worry its not about that.
Pizza toast. It's like pizza but on toast. BC we are broke. OMG its so good.
You would never do this sober.
No cash. I had to buy four bowls of soup to meet the credit card limit. I'm not even upset. SO MUCH SOUP.
Sitting in my kitchen at 3am, craving dick and eating peanut butter instead. I'm not sure how I feel about being 27.
Money making scheme, blow job proof mascara. Waterproof is bullshit
It was only a blow job in his car. It's the same as giving a friend a back rub.
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