IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
Did you write your name in the dust on our toilet tank?
You had me sold at "fucking you down the slide"
Your drinking has interfered with your drinking. I bet you could get a scholarship to a rehab. Thats pro-level
have to get expensive furniture. after that study abroad now at least six things at ikea are named after guys i slept with
When I said 'i love my boyfriend' I didn't mean 'send me a picture of your penis'.
I just got a reminder alert on my phone for an event I titled "Bradley getting stupid high with me in bed." I assume we planned this during the party. I'm down if you are.
These days, you and me are swimming in dicks.
Marco
Polo
My day in three words: secret purse cake
i sent my dealer a picture of the money i would pay him. i also told him i would pay him in cheez-its if he would prefer that.
You ate my pie without asking. So don't get butt hurt if I send you link to plus size clothing stores.
Wtf happened last night
You traded your bra for a shot so I'd say you probably don't wanna know
Are you drinking tequila at 1pm? ...at Disneyland?
I mean, if I asked you, would you cum on cotton candy for me?
Do you think the hole in the ceiling will count against our security deposit?
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