my night went downhill once I lost my bikershorts. EAWSSSSYY ACCESS
You know the commpass Jack Sparrow has? The one that just points at whatever you want? Thas pretty much my moral compass.
he looked about as manly as a guy in a volkswagen bug can look
Seeing Harry Potter 3D stoned: Pro- giant redheads w/cute accents. Con-weeping for stoners who only had Pink Floyd laser shows.
drinking warm bud heavies i found in the garage and googling how to tell the gosselin kids apart.
Sometimes I wish there were a little bird hiding that would periodically go, "creep-per."
He gave me a pearl necklace on top of my Karma necklace I was wearing. I guess I deserve whats coming to me.
someone just laughed at me while i'm laying on the floor waiting for the bus. like they've never been hungover.
I will miss his soup and his dick the most
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
FYI...Jose likes Shamrock shakes better than Jack
I was going to say that I wasn't sure how that happened... but then I remembered that I bonded with the Australians over vitamins and INXS and they bought me tequila.
Why let a Christmas Eve hangover ruin a perfectly good Christmas Day acid trip?
You're talking to someone who was 80% serious about breaking into someone's house and leaving a cat there with our names in a heart tag on its collar
It's next to that place that has cock fighting.
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