That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
why dont you just whore around college until someone loves you...thats how it works for girls isnt it?
we're going to dress like we're asking for it, because we are
You should know me better than that. I don't whore around. I promise this is a blowjobs only kind of trip.
How do you think the people in my class would react if I ripped all my clothes off and jumped on him right now?
And don't worry, my exact words were "I can't believe a baby came outta that thing"
I hoped the great care he put into rolling a blunt would translate to my vagina.
Dude, I traded weed for crunch berries. Happy Thursday.
On her way to bed she said, "If you have sex on the couch, just move my blanket" Needles to say, we moved the blanket
How do you tell a woman that you are seeing that the scars on your back are from her awesome-in-bed little sister?
Yeah well, last time I said I wasn't having a big night I was being strangled in somebody's spare bed
I woke up with my phone plugged into an extension cord in my garage. No clue how I got home. Videos of me flogging my roommate with my set of keys telling him he's the worst roommate ever. And my mom woke me up at 8am asking how to make a DVD...Goddamnit first Friday.
Told a guy at the bar I was hurricane evacuees with no place to stay. Just woke up at his place. God bless Florence
I am 11 times too hungover to give the eulogy
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