if by 'bottleservice' you mean 'bringing beers in my purse' then yes, we are.
Just had a dream about an abnormally large bottle of tequila. No more depressed drinking for me.
So it turns out my dad calls his penis "John" which means he either named me after his penis or his penis after me
It's a special occasion. Hence the 151.
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Desperately trying not to throw up over the side of the ferry back to CT. Can't be the first one of the season.
So the old dude that tried to fight me is definitely Katie's dad. And the pot cookie's kicking in. Shit is getting weird.
Guess who is playing his new drum set when his roommate gets home to teach her a lesson about binge drinking to the point of being taken to the emergency room?
Welcome to stoned Saturday. Full of laser tag and beyonce and awesome
This is what my life has come to. Like, I may or may not have just stolen pizza from the guy I just hooked up with's fridge when I left...
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I'm sitting on my couch eating a bag of marshmallows and watching someone run bare ass down the street. What has happened to my life?
Question. There's no better feeling than clean shaven balls. Do girls get that too?
tried to suck my ex boyfriends dick last night at a bar... Happy homecoming from me to you
So by "wait for me" do you think he meant "Don't have sex with random dentists?"
Conference sex doesn't count if the dentist doesn't know your name.
If ur gunna go fuck a guy that's in the baseball hall of fame do you need to shave your legs? I'm so lazy
Right before he dumped me... he got a really ugly pair of pants. They were twill pants. A pinkish color. When I'm sad... I picture him in them. It makes me smile.
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