Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
i feel like a thai whore the morning after the navy left.
I think I should become a real estate agent in th friend zone I know the place so well
I woke up and my clothes were soaked in the shower and I was wearing a Ghostbusters uniform. I'm shocked she hasn't left me yet.
I apparently texted him "since you're taking time out to think about us. You probably need to think about me getting arrested right now."
Hungover like ... in bed with the Brita pitcher and a straw, only opening one eye at a time.
Everything smells like beer. Everything. But I cant drag myself out of bed to take a shower. So beer it is.
They just called to see if he wanted to come in at 2am for overtime. He's trashed. He literally carried on a 10 minute convo with his boss about woodchucks. As in the animal
Drank a beer through my butt, how's your initiation going?
He just grabbed my boob and justified it by saying "I just wanna feel your heart beat"
Sadly, she's the porn star that got away
Correction: *I* watched JoJo's Bizarre adventure while he snored asleep on me cock still fully inside me.
Do you remember trying to sleep under the pool table while wearing a reflective vest?
Nope.
You kept saying you had to be safe.
My fuck it list is complete! I finally got a firefighter!
I swear I only fuck him for the huge bottle of smart water he gives me afterwards.
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