hes 24 and dating a highschool junior and keeps saying how happy he is. happy about what? her ACT score??
is it true you fucked a yoga instructor last night??! ..and let me know if you want me to post that question on your facebook so kelly can see how happy you are without her
he just told me his nickname was "nickexplodeon"
does that mean he doesn't last long?
I cannot remember December 31 for the past 3 years. it might as well not even exist on my calendar anymore
Apparently I had an idea for a cooking show and then proceeded to throw cookies at people.
Let me begin my 3 part apology by saying that you are a wonderful human being...
we kept pushing you at the prospective students saying go for it, itll make them want to come here
you kept yelling THIS ONES FOR THE ADMISSIONS OFFICE and then youd go in for the kill
He burnt a smiley face into the screen with a cigarette, peed in my tub and then tried to take off his pants. tried...
She asked if I could convince him so shave that shit off his face so he'll have a snowball's chance in hell of getting laid.
He painted a swimsuit on me. Naked day at the lake was a success.
After last night I never want to be in the back of a cop car again. No leg room.
When he mumbled "I can't feel my legs," proceeded to stand, fall over, and just lay there I knew I'd given great head...
Here's an unsolicited pic of my tits, because you almost died last night.
Banged a girl last night wearing nothing but my Team USA Olympic jersey. I think it's safe to say that nut was for America.
It true. It written in the Bible.
Yes I remember that, right next to the passage where jesus said unto his disciples, pop molly, fuck bitches amen
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